I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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