She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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