Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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