I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Randomize
