dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
nutella sex= disaster
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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