Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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