Do vagina's smell?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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