If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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