I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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