You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Randomize