I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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