these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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