At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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