I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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