ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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