Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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