yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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