My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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