Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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