i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We need to get me chipped asap
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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