Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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