Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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