she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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