I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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