It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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