her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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