No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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