Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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