shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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