Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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