I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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