the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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