kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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