I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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