Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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