i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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