I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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