Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
