I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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