from now on my penis is your penis
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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