so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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