my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
40s are totally the cure
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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