Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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