Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
