this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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