shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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