I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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