nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
do nipples grow back?
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