I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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