do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Welp...herpes.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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