Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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