Sponge bath it is.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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