I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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