I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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